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xtacyoverdose:

“When I was 17 my girlfriend at the time was finally ready to have sex. I, as one might expect of a 17 year old, was excited. Neither hell nor high water was going to stand between me and my final destination.

I get ready for the night, trim everything up, shower extra well….

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January
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unapologetically-black:

thegoddamazon:

ladyatheist:

I hear this at least once a day, every day.

Basically.

Don’t you know that in white supremacist AmeriKKKa, the pain and suffering of non-whites doesn’t matter? How dare you ask AmeriKKKa to acknowledge its wrong-doing! How dare you be vocal about your plight! How dare you demand equality! How dare you remind white supremacist AmeriKKKa of its evils and make people feel guilty!

unapologetically-black:

thegoddamazon:

ladyatheist:

I hear this at least once a day, every day.

Basically.

Don’t you know that in white supremacist AmeriKKKa, the pain and suffering of non-whites doesn’t matter? How dare you ask AmeriKKKa to acknowledge its wrong-doing! How dare you be vocal about your plight! How dare you demand equality! How dare you remind white supremacist AmeriKKKa of its evils and make people feel guilty!

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December
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5 months ago

miyabailey:

Miya Bailey explain TATTOO PRICES @ City of Ink…affordable to ANYONE…you name the price….

Here’s the man @MiyaBailey. If you want to help me get him to Memphis (and you do) let me know. My sleeve is featured in this video. Worth every penny and then some. Stop letting these scratchers mark you for life. Support Black art and Black artists!

6 months ago 43 notes

As much as i love tumblr

I show mine NO love…

6 months ago 1 note

I speak three languages fluently:

infinite-swag-blog:

Smartass, Sarcasm, and Profanity.

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6 months ago 22,303 notes

womynstudies:

This Picture Is Worth A Trillion $$
House Minority Leader pictured standing, far right, speaks while colleague splay solitaire last Monday night as the House convened to vote on a new budget. (AP)
The guy sitting in the row in front of these two, he’s on Facebook, and the guy behind Hennessy is checking out the baseball scores. 
These are the folks that couldn’t get the budget out by Oct. 1, and are about to control your health care, cap and trade, and the list goes on and on.
Should we buy them larger screen computers - or - a ticket home, permanently? 
This is one of their 3-DAY WORK WEEKS that we all pay for (salary is about $179,000 per year).

Well how about that shit…

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7 months ago 891 notes

wordstrappedinmythroat:

goddamazon:

bryan-c-bear:

Smoke skills

Skilluminati.

now THIS is talent!

Ok for real. This is awesome.

7 months ago 190,634 notes

"Ask yourself what you are worried about if same-sex marriage is legalized. Whatever your answer is, ask yourself if you really believe what you just came up with. Homosexuality is not going to spread. It is not communicable. Society is not going to turn into a Lady Gaga video. Most gay couples I know are just as boring as you and I. They sit on the couch and watch television. They work at the post office, the hospital, the grocery store, and at real estate agencies, just like heterosexuals do. They eat out at restaurants and shop at Target. Many have pot bellies and don’t have much fashion sense, just like me. They own pets, and go to church. They volunteer, sing Christmas carols, and buy Girl Scout cookies. What are you afraid of? What is going to change by allowing these people to commit to one another and enjoy the benefits that you and I enjoy: tax breaks, insurance breaks, bereavement leave, medical leave to care for a sick partner, domestic violence protection, visitation of partner in the hospital, burial determination, medical decisions on behalf of partner. Really sexy stuff. You and I take these things for granted. Nobody wants to go through life not knowing how they will deal with some of these difficult moments in life. Imagine if you were denied any of the above rights when the time came for you and your spouse to exercise that right? I’ll tell you what it would feel like. It would feel like you were a second-class citizen."

- Why A Heterosexual, Married, North Carolinian Father Of Three Cares About LGBT Equality (via hyperbeam)

Think about it

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